Richard Needham gave us The Seven Ages of Man:
spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills
Stuart Lynne gives us The Seven Stages of Road Racing:
Here is Stuart Lynne’s educational Letter from a Start-Finish-Start Line:
The Seven Stages of Road Racing…
1. First time out – your goal is to not get dropped. You get dropped and hopefully find someone who also got dropped to finish the race with. When you get back to the car your ride already has his bike in the rack and is looking at his watch.

Start-Finish - then repeat and repeat
2. Seeing your first sprint – you don’t make the break, but do manage to stay with the pack and actually see someone sprinting at the finish. It is not known why they are sprinting as the break finished well over five minutes ago.
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